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Ultimate_Gaara · Feb 07, 2006, 10:07 AM // 10:07

Ok well I got bored and found this very touching letter I once wrote a few years back to cheer up a whicked awesome friend of mine. So if you ever are lost for words or in hot water with that special someone and they happen to have a sence of hurmor and common knowledge of Star trek, this could give you some hot tips on what to say.

Ok so basicly this is a real note that I gave to a friend of mine about 2-3 years ago for no real reason other than having way too much time on my hands. Note all the rad Metaphors and comparisons to whicked shows.

Anyways here it is:

" This is a love note... yeah umm.. so ya..
You are the pink ranger in my Power Ranger Squad, and i need you to help beat Rita, (*Friend's name here* can be blue). You are like a ninja turtle, not because you are green or anything, but because you are rad like they are. You are psychedelic like a ninja, you broke into my village and stole my heart like a Viking... with out all the raping and killing my cattle, and you hold it hostage like a pirate, only you have both eyes, both legs, and both arms, and im pretty sure you don't say "Arrr", but ya you should get an eye patch.. and a hippo cause they are both rad and I have always wanted a pet hippo. You are very psychedelic, i don't quite know what that word means, but it is a really cool word, you really make me have to use my love micro and stuff. Now that i have used almost everything on my check list i can kind of end this so ya, i love you, you are my Worf to my Jean Luc Picard only your not a klingon (I may not watch Star Trek but i know Worf is all like important and stuff).
Normally your like the coolest *Person who you are giving the note to's name here* I know, along with the only one I know, but now your seem to be some kind of robot just programmed to walk and break my heart (Rad Metaphor) so ya.... Plus i remember you said you didn’t like X-Box and that’s like +1,000,000 cool points right there. This ends my note full of spelling errors and bad grammar.

PS: If you want to be the red ranger you can, i just thought you would not want to be the guy. "

Please be aware that this note was made 2-3 years ago so it does have a few grammar mistakes and spelling issues.... along with my old lack of knowledge about Star Trek. Sorry if I accidently left any names in there, not like you know who they are, but you know... forum rules or something.

So why am I sharing my super secret ability to write Hallmark like notes? Well what can I say.... no really I don't know what to say, I am just really bored. Think of this as my Stupidtine's... I mean Valentine's Day Gift to all you love birds out there, what you are doing on a forum reading a post by me when you could be spending time with that someone special, I will never know.

If you have a comical and fun note I guess you can post it here. But no lame songs or poems about how much they "roxxorz ur boxxorz"... thats totaly Emo. Please let me know if you use this and you totaly end up getting married.

Anyways Enjoy.

fiery · Feb 07, 2006, 02:39 PM // 14:39

eh............i didnt know whether to keep a stupid retarted expression on my face..... or post... or just let this thread dies in the pages...

didnt finish freading though. or maybe cause im watching the Armor for Sleep-The Truth About Heaven.

xxSilhouette · Feb 07, 2006, 05:46 PM // 17:46

that was...very...interesting.

Josh · Feb 07, 2006, 05:49 PM // 17:49

...I'd be, kinda, disturbed? If a friend give me that...

FrogDevourer · Feb 07, 2006, 05:51 PM // 17:51

Here's the only worthy reply I could find for this thread:

Mercury Angel · Feb 07, 2006, 07:14 PM // 19:14

I guess it all goes back to, "It's the thought that counts". That, and a lot of it is probably inside-jokey.

Selket · Feb 07, 2006, 07:18 PM // 19:18

That was disturbing, kind of.

Hold me.

Pyrrhus · Feb 07, 2006, 07:23 PM // 19:23

Why,after reading this, do i feel scared? hmmm...... very um... creative...
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Ultimate_Gaara · Feb 07, 2006, 09:07 PM // 21:07

What can I say, I am a very creative person.

Oh and just for the record the friend was a girl in my acting class... so you can stop being scared.

EchoSex · Feb 07, 2006, 09:10 PM // 21:10

You know, if I gave this to Lea, she'd probably try to smother me in my sleep with a pillow.

Selket · Feb 07, 2006, 09:10 PM // 21:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate_Gaara

What can I say, I am a very creative person.

Oh and just for the record the friend was a girl in my acting class... so you can stop being scared.

No.

I think I'll just be more scared.

And I'll be in the corner, no less.

Ultimate_Gaara · Feb 07, 2006, 09:14 PM // 21:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by EchoSex

You know, if I gave this to Lea, she'd probably try to smother me in my sleep with a pillow.

Not a big power ranger fan?

I can see its only the people I know who have a good sense of humor... no wonder there are very few good female actors. I have people at school begging me to wright another one, heh.

Selket · Feb 07, 2006, 09:16 PM // 21:16

Perhaps they find it funny to laugh at?

Which is why its so 'scary'.

Polloloco3 · Feb 07, 2006, 10:51 PM // 22:51

So is this the trick to getting into girls pants?! Man I have been doing things wrong all along!

EchoSex · Feb 07, 2006, 10:55 PM // 22:55

Oh, Lea's got one hell of a sense of humor. It's just.. Well - there are better ways?

Polloloco3 · Feb 07, 2006, 10:56 PM // 22:56

You should just give her this letter for the heck of it Echo and just see what happens. Man that would be funny to write that in a romantic valentines day card!

EchoSex · Feb 07, 2006, 10:57 PM // 22:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polloloco3

You should just give her this letter for the heck of it Echo and just see what happens. Man that would be funny to write that in a romantic valentines day card!

Noooo! I want to live! I want to LIVE!

Polloloco3 · Feb 07, 2006, 10:58 PM // 22:58

I like how he gave her a million cool points for not liking X-box. Nothing says be mine like some cool points!

fiery · Feb 07, 2006, 11:00 PM // 23:00

LOL ... ahh still scared.. but i can laugh still from under the covers.

Ultimate_Gaara · Feb 07, 2006, 11:02 PM // 23:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polloloco3

So is this the trick to getting into girls pants?! Man I have been doing things wrong all along!

Its people with the impression that this was the point of the letter that makes it so weird. However I guess you just have to know me personaly to understand the lack of seriousness. When you see somone in a dress on stage as many times as me its hard to take anything I say seriously.